She heard a pan flute
that signalled a call to arms. She was in middle earth in the mists of a
showdown with the evil Dr More-DOOR. Her hobbit friends had
disappeared, probably f’ed off with that damn bling ring. You cannot
rely on those damn creatures, with their fuzzy feet. Really suspect, if
nothing else.
Realizing something was a bit off she called a time out from the epicness and sat down on the ground. Wasn’t she doing something else before all this happened, and how on mother flipping middle earth did she get to this point? She’d gotten the ring from Gray the Bed and travelled a creepy path with.... no no, that’s incorrect, she was on a planet with a billion moons and a jedi... no wait that’s wrong too... she had been in this weird ass forest with really tall blue dudes and dude-ets... No that was Avatar.... maybe she caught all the pokemon? Eh no.
“....teeth.....teeth?” she thumped her head and declared the word teeth a couple o hundred times then a light bulb switched on.
“I HAVE TO GO TO THE DENTIST!!”
Realizing something was a bit off she called a time out from the epicness and sat down on the ground. Wasn’t she doing something else before all this happened, and how on mother flipping middle earth did she get to this point? She’d gotten the ring from Gray the Bed and travelled a creepy path with.... no no, that’s incorrect, she was on a planet with a billion moons and a jedi... no wait that’s wrong too... she had been in this weird ass forest with really tall blue dudes and dude-ets... No that was Avatar.... maybe she caught all the pokemon? Eh no.
“....teeth.....teeth?” she thumped her head and declared the word teeth a couple o hundred times then a light bulb switched on.
“I HAVE TO GO TO THE DENTIST!!”
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